Here are some of the dumber things I have heard from people about marketing and sales:
- I think I’ll place one ad in a trade magazine do you think that will be worth the money?
- I sent out a hundred sales letters and only received ten responses and five orders.
- We decided to make this offering to one thousand customers and made twelve sales but two people said they didn’t like the offer so we have stopped doing it.
- My husband doesn’t like ads with flags on them so I do not want to go with this graphic even if it is the fourth of July.
- I’m only going to do this once and if it doesn’t work that’s it, I’m done.
- What if we send this flyer out and hundreds of people respond? We could flood the shop with business!
- We stopped offering that product, too many people wanted it.
- If we delivered good product on time we would not need advertising.
- If we delivered good product on time we would not need sales people.
- We’re going to concentrate on making the shop run perfectly and then we’ll start doing some marketing.
- Once we buy our LDI we can start advertising.
- We sent out a sales flyer and got 500 responses but we cannot find the time to follow them up.
- If we don’t go to that trade show people will think we are out of business.
- There is no need to market we have all the business we need.
- Our customers are going to be with us forever.
- We only want high tech customers
- I told all our lower end customers to take a walk we don’t need them anymore.
- We don’t deal with customers who are hard to deal with.
- We don’t deal with customers who want special treatment
- Our business would be great if it wasn’t for those darn customers
- Everybody knows us we don’t have to advertise.
- All our customers know what we do we don’t have to keep telling them.
- We fired all our reps, they were making too much money.
- We’re not bothering with social media, that’s just for kids
- I don’t need a web site designer; the kid next door is doing it for me.
- I don’t understand all this connection stuff, so what if someone across the country knows my name.
- If we got rid of this global market stuff we’d be thriving.
- I know a good deal when I see it.
- We’re way to busy right now to get out and get new business.
- This worked in 1974 and I know it will work today.
- Putting more than one part number on a panel is not doable.
- Putting five part numbers on one panel is unethical.
- Our boss decides our marketing message, it’s his company.
- When it’s time to talk to our customers we shove the sales person out of the way and talk directly.
- All anyone wants is the lowest price.
- I’m not going to do that it makes me too nervous
- What will happen if too many people want to buy from us?
- I remember once in 1984 when we had too much business. I never want to go through that again.
- We’re way behind in the shop so are going to stop booking business until we catch up.
- Once we catch up we’ll send the sales team out to get business flowing again.
- Why should I read a business book? I’ve been out of college for twenty years.
- We get all our business from word of mouth.
- I hired that sales person a month ago and all he has brought me are quotes so far.
- I going to fire that new sales person. It’s been five weeks and we only have two new customers.
- I’m going to hire that sales person, he will bring me all the business from his old company.
- I have my sales people make hundred calls a day every day.
- No wonder sales are down, it’s a school holiday.
- No wonder sales are down we have a new president.
- No wonder sales are up we have a new president.
- Did you see what the stock market did yesterday? That will boost our business.
And the dumbest thing I ever heard someone say about sales and marketing…drum roll please…”Build it and they will come.”
It’s only common sense.